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I Bought A Homeless Man Some Pants. 6 Months Later He Broke Up My Marriage

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Every day, I pass a homeless man outside the bagel place on 8th avenue. One day, I brought him an everything bagel with low-fat scallion shmear, toasted.

I learned Sal’s story—from working for Jamba Juice before they caught him clipping his toenails in the ladies’ bathroom to the miniature golf course he torched in Boise for insurance payouts.

He admitted his faults, looked me in the eye and said he wasn’t a perfect man.

I started scrolling through job websites to find something that could help my pal Sal back on his feet. I submitted an application on his behalf for a job at a hardware store. When I told him he’d been selected for an interview, his eyes grew moist, for he didn’t have any nice clothes to wear. 

That’s when I presented him with a pair of Birddogs pants.

birddog pants cross walk

Birddogs pants aren’t just the answer to helping homeless people find jobs; they’re great for golf, lounging, and riding bicycles. Heck, until last week, I would have told you that Birddogs pants unequivocally improve your life. 

Sal had his interview. Thanks to his Birddogs, he got the job.

On his third day, he was stocking shelves when he spotted a shoplifter leaving the store. Sal chased him down, encountering no resistance or chafing from his pants, and tackled the man to the sidewalk. He then pulled the thief’s arm behind his back and snapped his radial bone. 

Sal was hailed as a hero and promoted to manager… on his third day!

man in tool shop

With his newfound income, Sal fixed his disgusting toes and started working out. But he always stuck with the Birddogs I’d given him. They were his lucky pants.

In fact, since the day I gave Sal his Birddogs, the only time I’ve seen him not wearing them was in my bedroom. They were draped over the armchair when I walked in on Sal having mutual oral sex with my wife. 

So, I’m single now.

But I’m wearing my Birddogs pants in all my pictures on my dating app profile, and I routinely receive compliments from the women I match with. I have a date with Joanna from Hempstead tonight, and I couldn’t be more excited! It looks like she has great skin. 

As for Sal? No hard feelings. You know what they say: one man’s trash (my wife) is another man’s treasure.

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